SLICK: The Rebirth

skinnyl-atte:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

my name is Zoe, I am doing this from now on.

urksies:

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

PREACH

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me

(Source: addictings)

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”